FREE live movie showing featuring commentary from comics Cody Lemke, Sasha Rosser, and David Fisher. We make jokes during bad movies. That's the show!
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This April, Schlock returns with noted Russian Special Representative Steven Seagal in Contract to Kill. As if the movie's tagline ("They didn't just cross the border; they crossed the line") wasn't enough of a red flag, this movie throws in nonsensical exposition, derpy dialogue, and Seagal's signature wooden performance into the melting pot of stank for good measure. It's really quite alarmingly bad.
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Thursday, April 17, 2025
8:30PM doors • 9PM show

Crucible
3116 Commercial Avenue
Madison, WI 53713

Event link: 
https://www.facebook.com/events/462458033527037
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Seating is first come, first served. Free parking and full bar service available at venue.